unfollowfriday:

white boys be like “im gonna make you come so hard” and ur like, what to my senses

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Saturday, September 20 with 99,209 notes

prewars:

smallgovernment:

at this point I’ve nearly forgotten that pirating movies and software is illegal

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Saturday, September 20 with 272,078 notes

cybersity:

i dont understand how people can just get tattoos without even giving it a second thought i cant even find the commitment to stick a sticker somewhere

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Saturday, September 20 with 387,710 notes

badnatured:

no wonder they’re called oral presentations they suck dick

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Saturday, September 20 with 258,513 notes

parynormal:

me: i need to hit puberty so i can be hot

sister: you did but it hit you back and fucked up your face

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Tuesday, August 19 with 2,216 notes

leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

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Tuesday, August 19 with 1,741,792 notes
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