parynormal:

me: i need to hit puberty so i can be hot

sister: you did but it hit you back and fucked up your face

(Source: virgined, via sowhatsabitofalcoholposioning)

Tuesday, August 19 with 2,197 notes

leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

(Source: anus, via thelazykorean)

Tuesday, August 19 with 1,655,527 notes

powerist:

thinking skills more like thinking kills

(via trust)

Tuesday, August 19 with 22,724 notes

suicoone:

why get thinner when you can get more dinner

(Source: oreooficial, via thelazykorean)

Monday, August 18 with 384,989 notes

tsarbucks:

i’m fluent in talking shit

(via sowhatsabitofalcoholposioning)

Monday, August 18 with 299,835 notes
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